22.7 % possible profit trade : UCO

Here is a trade I thought that has a potential for 22.77% returns in next 12 months.
Please look at the option prices for UCO. Today it closed at 40.28. The strike I like most is at money i.e 40$. I buy a covered call with january 13 40 strike option, I will have a debit of 40.28-7.7 = 32.58. If by next january 13, UCO is above 40, you will make 40-32.58=7.42. So percentage returns=7.42/32.58=22.77%. If it is below 40, UCO is yours to keep to sell more options as well as premium received. Also you are protected till 32.58.

Though word of caution, UCO is leveraged ETF, 2X bullish on crude oil. So if crude oil tanks because of economic concerns or our green brothers come up with some means to to get rid of oil you are screwed 2X. But if you are bullish on oil, this is a good trade for you.

Dividend Arbitrage

This was something I wanted to share for a while. This term is not coined by myself but found some one using it and I liked it a lot. More over it truly can be called as arbitrage with asterisk and not purely arbitrage :)

I don't have to write what arbitrage is in financial market. Instead of writing all complicated financial jargon we can call arbitrage as 'making profit with zero risks'.

Since this strategy involves reasonable downside protection upto certain extent I call it arbitrage with asterisk. The real arbitrages (no loss what so ever) are really really short lived and usual investors cannot identify and make profits.

This strategy involves buying covered call with deep in the money calls for healthy dividend paying GOOD stocks. You short deep in money options where time value gives you certain percentage of protection below the strike price you are selling. I prefer at least 4-5 % protection below strike price. This is additional gains for you. More the better.

Here I am showing an example of Verizon (VZ ). VZ pays a healthy dividend of roughly 5 % per annum and with good fundamentals, I am comfortable having a position for extended duration without loosing sleep at night. If I hold VZ for extended duration I can get 5 % returns with no question asked. But we want more. This is where you go short on call options.

Please look @ images below that shows the closing price of VZ along with call option prices for various strikes for Jan 13. It shows percentage returns and downside protections for those strikes. Strikes 30,35 are in the money, 37 ...well can be called at the money and rest out of money.

The details of table are plotted in figures below highlighting time value and percentage protection with respect to strike price.

As you go deep in money the protection offered increases along with reduced initial investment (effective buying price) but at the cost of lost time value. More over as the time value decreases with deep in money calls the possibility of you getting called increases as buyers of those calls have motivation to exercise options if the dividend received is more than time value paid.

Time value is the money you will earn along with additional dividend. The most time value you earn is at the money (strike 37). As you go away from 37 in either direction you loose time value.

As you go out of money and if options are exercised that means the stock price is greater than strike the percentage return increases due to growth in the stock price but for VZ I doubt it will go to 40 till next year.








Based on current market conditions it makes sense to sell at the money calls and get total returns 10+ %. This returns can be further extended couple of percentage points by keeping a keen watch on market. As the stock prices decreases with it usual up and down market movements, the options sold will be in profit. When the price drops a lot, and if you are sure VZ will bounce back to its current level, you can book the profit on options sold and wait for bounce back. Once the price bounces back, you can again sell the options. Also if the stock prices don't change and time goes by, the options sold will still be in profit ( time value loss), you can close the options and sell new options with higher time value.

This strategy can easily deliver 14 - 15 % return on annual basis if done properly along with reasonable downside protection.

This will not give returns like 1200% you can get with the speculative options trading. But that involves huge risk. May be some time later will write on it too. As that is also one of my trading strategies.

I like to put my money where my mouth is. :) This article is based on my own personal trading strategy with VZ , TOT , AGNC etc.

Things my iphone cant do.....

I am not a brand fanatic like most. Used both types of phones viz Iphone 3gs, samsung captivate, HTC inpsire and currently using iphone 4.

Had good and bad experiences with both, but i am some how inclined towards android. Even though iphones are built beautifully and elegantly, but man it cannot do simple things my android did. May not be beautifully and elegantly but just easily.

Here are my few picks which i am not able to do in my iphone which i did easily on androids.

1. Updating the dictionary: I like to use dictionary while typing emails / tweets but when I am communicating with my friends using my language i loved the way android in which I could update the phone's dictionary and it would auto correct next time i am using those 'non English' words typed in English.

2. Using phone GPS without using data plan: Haven't the folks at mighty Apple figured it out that unlimited data plan only exists with Sprint which no one wants to use. Not me for sure.

3. Setting up a ring tone without connecting to computer: why should be it so difficult?

4. Using phone as USB hard drive: I am carrying a 16 GB phone with me but I cannot use it as a USB hard drive to transfer files. Why ?

5. Attaching files while replying to an email: This was something I realized recently that when I am replying to an email, I cannot attach a file (like *.doc or *.pdf) from phone to the email and send.

6. FM Radio without using dataplan: How about giving users a free FM radio which do not consume data plan ?

7. Reject call list: Hopefully iphone users don't have angry wives or friends or colleagues. Because if they have, one thing they cannot do is put some callers to reject list.

Dont take me wrong but hopefully Apple folks are working on their short comings. May be instead of Siri or suing every one else in smart phone business they should of given some efforts on making sure simpler things work well.

One Covered call story

I am full time engineer part time trader who actively trades in US market with equities and options. Every now and then I try to come up with some or other strategy to minimize risk and maximize returns using either stocks or / and options. I have divided my portfolio in two parts. 75 % is based on low risk , high dividend stocks and rest is my high risk high return positions.

I would like to share an strategy that has been quite successful to me even in this down market. That is covered call strategy for a high dividend paying stock with reasonable volatility. I am going to share what I did with Total (TOT) and would like to know comments from readers, if I could have done something better.

Generally I follow this principle. The day before a high dividend paying stocks like TOT, ABT etc who have good average daily volume and volatility, I buy stocks and sell in the money calls for a current or next month. I always make sure I am getting a premium (in time value) is less than the dividend issued. So for example if TOT is issuing 1.42 $ dividend, and if I am selling a call for current month or next month which is 2-3 $ in the money I can easily get a time value premium of 0.5 to 0.8$. So if I am selling 4-5 options, I may get an easy premium of 200 to 300$. Since the option is in money and time value premium is less than total dividend, 9 out of 10 times I get called / assigned for the options sold. Since these transaction are settled mid night with my broker, Options House, I even don’t pay for any margin interest.

If I don’t get called then things get interesting. And this is the story of that. In July 2011 TOT was 59.XX and I bought covered call with Aug option Strike price of 55 and it cost me 54.XX $. I traded 4 spreads of these. Since the dividend was 1.42$, I was hoping I should get called in for the options and I would pocket easy 160 $ or so (before commission and assignment fees of 5$). Unfortunately I did not get called in and I was stuck with 400 TOT stocks. Good thing was that I received dividend of 1.4X$ per share resulting in dividend of 640$. On EX dividend date I rolled over August option to Jan 2012 options and received additional premium of 1.3$ per share pocketing 520$ more. (5.XX % effective annualized return without dividend)
As time was going by, and stock price was above 55, I was not so worried about anything. But then things started going south with S&P downgrading US followed by uncertainty associated with Greece and French banks. When it was hovering @ 52, I made another trade with covered call (assuming option will hedge me against further drop), I bought covered call with Jan 12 50 strike call options. I got this spread for 48.XX. (9 % return annualized basis).
But the down fall continued with TOT going 52 week low of 41.XX or so. Since I use options as hedge, I made another trade for one covered call spread with 42.5 strike which cost me 37.XX$. Luckily market rebound and I closed it @ 40 with profit of 250 $ in next two days. (10 % in two days , not bad).

Apart from that i bought 50 stocks couple of times and sold them at profit.

Following table shows my trades since July and my resulting price per share for current TOT positions with and without dividend.





Today TOT closed @ 50.94$ and my effective stock price of 50.83$ is well @ break even. TOT has huge potential of bouncing back to 60$ sometime soon. Most likely I will book good profit on them or will be selling options again.

Not to forget I received 1.42 X 400 + 0.8 X 600 = 1120$ in dividends so far and will be receiving more.

I am always in search of stocks with this kind of volatility with higher time premium with good dividend yield. With this strategy one can earn 10 to 12 % effective return combined with dividends.

Why I would do my own taxes.

Yesterday I happened to go to 2 different tax professionals (????) from well known tax services and I was surprised by lack of knowledge of these so called experts. Of all the people working there only one was certified to represent you for IRS audit rest are those who have done some crash course in 'taxes 101' and following the software to fill up the forms.
My first professional shocked me with his first few words like "I did not prepare taxes for some years lately and I will need some time" and "I am not sure how first time home buyer credit works". I was suggested to efile today (and pay him) federal and later file an amendment (again pay them) for tax credit. And worst part he was expecting me to pay for that visit too even if I don't file anything. I was out of there.
Second professional was amazing too. I was his first client ever. Up till now he was doing some test cases. Obviously he had just graduated from 'taxes 101'. He was quite old (no offense to oldies) and was not able to read correctly. At one point he made me think that he has never filed taxes for himself. Forget about others. I myself had to punch in my W2 in his software. He was confused how to 'go back' or 'refresh'. He was not sure if I will qualify for certain deductions. After couple of hitches and glitches he was able to (some how) finish off the forms and tell me how much will I get refund. Again I made something up and got the 'F' out of there.
I am surprised how these people operate. Most surprising is the claim they make that will pay 5000$ if there is any mistake from their side. If I had used this guy I would have been 5000$ richer at expense of IRS audit.
Even couple of years back I had similar experience with another tax service. Ask these tax professional about form W7, procedure for ITIN for some one who doesn't have SSN (still legal residents), Procedure for POA for taxes, Partial taxes outside US where business calender year is not same as US, Expenses outside of US, how to claim dependents who satisfy residency criteria / test but no SSN (again legal guest (parents)). I am at a point where I am thinking I can give tax advices to others and make some money. :)

Shamu @ Sea World Orlando

Montage of clips from 'Believe' show featuring (not so) killer (anymore) whale. The show was fun and it was interesting to see how we have domesticated a killer whale. Killer whale are deadliest predators in sea, known to go to any extent to hunt for preys. One of the method followed by them is called "beeching (Amazing Video)" where in they tend to risk their own lives to go in shallow waters and almost on land to hunt for sea lions.
But poor whale from 'Sea World' is so domesticated that instead of 'beeching' they themselves have become a 'bottom bitch' of trainers and perform acts. Last clip shows how a domesticated whale 'beech' in captivity.

Sharing new things you get with co-workers can get you fired

Most of the time we spend more time or same with our co-workers than we do with our spouses. Many times we hear terms like office wife / home wife or office husband home husband. We tend to share lot of things with our co-workers. Sometimes it could get too personal.
This woman got fired for sharing something she got new. But in her case it was her set of new boobs. By the way who will complain if some hot co-worker is flashing her new boobies unless its some jealous flat chested female co worker who looks like 'line' from side and a 'point' from top?
Unfortunately for me I am also surrounded by boobies, but nothing like above but man boobs which are as uninteresting as those who carry them.

Domino effect

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Domino effect bringing the whole warehouse down..

Karma is last resort

We all know karma is B*. This concept of karma being B*, led to My Name is Earl. But not sure if Karma is going to bring back a stolen bi-cycle any time soon.
This Florida woman is counting on karma to bring remorse to thief. She put up a sign outside her house almost cursing, hoping worst for thief and expressing sadness for her inability to know the 'karma pay back' to thief.
Not sure if she will get bi-cycle back, but those who have read the signs will not dare to steal anything from her house.

Luckiest person alive?

Is he the one?

If I was on his place, next thing I would do is buy couple of 'mega-millions' tickets.

Smell ass revenge

This is one funny product. The company that came with toilet mug is offering another kick 'ass product'. This product is liquid concentrate with deadly smell of fart, poo and animals etc.

Spray anywhere or any one and take revenge or can be used to clear out elevators , unwanted guests, end meetings etc.
Just bought one to see how it really smells. Will update all.

Nobel peace prize and Obama

By now every one is aware that Obama has received Nobel peace prize. 2008 Prize winner,Martti Ahtisaari received it after 3 decades of continued efforts for peace. Mahatma Gandhi never received it.
No offence to president Obama but is it not too early? Surely he is trying to bring some peace in world and middle east (middle east has equal number of problems as rest of world) but we are yet to see some concrete measures in that direction either in terms of Afghan war or nuclear disarmament or Middle East itself etc.
They should have waited till he finish his first (I am sure he will win next term too) term unless now a days Nobel prize is given in advance to motivate the "chosen one" to promote peace. Now he may have to think twice or more if he has to take some drastic steps to control terrorism or protect interest of US. But if motivation is the reason for prize, world would be in more peace if its awarded to Iran's Ahmadinejad. Right now he is being a pain in the ass for every one.
Hope fully 'this' Nobel peace prize do not have similar fate of 'that' Nobel prize awarded to Al Gore for his 'efforts' to increase awareness about Global warming or environment and land up in some 10000 sq ft mansion as a show trophy.

Robber has balls but no gun

This robber has balls to rob a store but no real gun if asked by clerk.
Dude in Mass. tried to rob a store by claiming he had a concealed weapon. He must be hoping he may get away with some cash. But unfortunately for him, the clerk asked to show proof if he really had a gun. (Now this clerk has some) He did not had one and fled. Offcource he was arrested.
I doubt about his ability to pull trigger even if he had a real gun.
Apparently some people are not meant to commit crime.

Oxymoron for 2nd Octobor

Mahatma Gandhi and 11.4 L (~23432 USD) is perfect oxymoron on occasion of 2nd October, his birth anniversary.
Mahatma Gandhi always believed in simplicity of life, austerity of mind, mental upliftment over materialistic things, nothing that will sound with 11.4 L INR pen from Mont Blanc. Its a limited edition gold plated pen with 241 units to be sold to commemorate the Dandi march. There is no connection between Dandi March and pen.. If it was some salt company reducing the price of salt for some duration to commemorate Dandi march it could be understood.
What if some diaper company trying to commemorate him by printing his face on diapers or worst some condom company??

Man sues Bank for 1684 Billion Trillion $

This guy is suing Bank of America for an amount that consist of 22 zeros after 1. Reason : Bad customer service.
We admit it or not but we all hate all banks. There bad decisions brought economy down. They received bailout which is yet to help the main street. The dissatisfaction we have with our banks is priceless. I guess he was trying to quantify it with this number. Or may be some cheap attempt for publicity.

He has couple of days to come up with an explanation for his case. Lets see how he explains the amount.

Different kind of swim wear

Generally swim wears are clothes that show more but skill fully hides everything.
This Australian swim wear manufacturer has designed swimwear so that every one can enjoy swimming including Muslim Women. Although it may not be a motivation for perverts for whom only purpose to go to beach is to sooth their eyes.

This one sufficiently hides every thing yet women can comfortably swim in it without getting un-wanted attention especially from their religious elders who can get crazy.. But it looks like it will be too much to wear especially in hot summers of East or West coast. Even Australia is quite hot in summer. May be in North pole one can swim quite comfortably.

This one could be good even for those fat women who don't go to swim because of their shape and size...

Although for fat people they can have a normal 2 piece swim suit that comes with a mask like batman or spider man so that no one know who they are..

Recession is taking toll on every one including illegals

Recession is definitely taking toll on all including illegals. This guy who is staying in US for last 13 years illegally went to police station asking cops to deport him back to Guatemala back. Yes he wants to go to Guatemala where there has been massive government sponsored genocide. Its still considered as route for drugs between Colombia and US.

I know recession is bad but its not that bad that somebody may want to risk his life to go back to his country where he has no scope and hope of minuscule opportunity to have a good life or life for that matter.

Solution to G-20 Protests

There is hardly a G-20 Summit without serious protests. These protesters protest over anything or everything from wages, violence, global warming or even they will protest about insufficient rains and so on. Even arrival of president Obama was not spared by these protesters.

To avoid these protests there can be three solution,

1. Do not have these summits at all.

2. Do what bankers and high paying financial executives do. Go to some secluded area or country incognito.

3. Have a video conference. Protesters will be confused where to protest.


First option is impossible. If for every protest political leaders stop having summits, they will be job less. Second option would be difficult due to logistics and security. But it works for bankers and financial executives. Third option would be best as these leaders will get their conference (not sure whats the outcome if any). Protesters at max can cry over Internet, no body will be arrested or hurt. May be next year they should try this.

Jobs to ponder

Today I was with my friends discussing about memo sent by a mayor preventing cops to chase criminals what so ever happened resulted in appreciating the dangers associated with being a cop and how un appreciated they are by general public in name of police brutality. Any body remembers f* the Police song? Some how we all agreed that being cops or being pilots or fire fighter could qualify as most dangerous jobs..
But some online search with Forbes.com was kinda surprising to me. According to 2008 Forbes data being cop was ranked as No 10 dangerous jobs and in 2009 list it did not make to top 10. I was shocked. If cops are number 10 then who is number 1?
But going through the details of risk and fatalities involved fishermen, truckers etc rightfully have the most dangerous jobs. Surprisingly and unfortunately they don't make that much money. Definitely one should go through the list and be happy for what we are doing right now.

Flight of hypocriticism

Her supreme Sonia Gandhi,his highness Rahul Gandhi and Sharad pawar woke up one day and decided to fly or travel in economy class. To set up an example of austerity (??) to fellow politicians. Is it not a height of hypocriticism ?? It remembers me one day Lalu Prasad Yadav milking cow @ time of election.

I mean look @ the assets or lifestyles of these elected officials. I mean for Gandhi family the inherited money along with bofors gun deal is sufficient for next few generations and if they remain in active politics and I don't see a reason why not, there will be lot of Bofors, Swiss banks to give them a life of king size. Even for Sharad Pawar with all relations to sugar factories in Maharashtra , BCCI chairman ship etc he himself is another king. But I guess there is always a first time to travel economy.
Though this is not first time they behaved mediocre. I mean the assets which they have declared is within 10 crores each. Can any one believe that? With Gandhi's we do not doubt about their royal lifestyle. Even Sharad Pawar's declarations was funny. I mean when his daughter got married they say 100000 people were invited.
Also none of these politicians own a car. Though they don't need to have one as the get BMWs or Pajeros at public expense. not to forget 30 - 40 % people cannot travel even in public transport. Those who dare to travel dare to travel without money may get thrown out of running trains.