Sharing new things you get with co-workers can get you fired

Most of the time we spend more time or same with our co-workers than we do with our spouses. Many times we hear terms like office wife / home wife or office husband home husband. We tend to share lot of things with our co-workers. Sometimes it could get too personal.
This woman got fired for sharing something she got new. But in her case it was her set of new boobs. By the way who will complain if some hot co-worker is flashing her new boobies unless its some jealous flat chested female co worker who looks like 'line' from side and a 'point' from top?
Unfortunately for me I am also surrounded by boobies, but nothing like above but man boobs which are as uninteresting as those who carry them.

Karma is last resort

We all know karma is B*. This concept of karma being B*, led to My Name is Earl. But not sure if Karma is going to bring back a stolen bi-cycle any time soon.
This Florida woman is counting on karma to bring remorse to thief. She put up a sign outside her house almost cursing, hoping worst for thief and expressing sadness for her inability to know the 'karma pay back' to thief.
Not sure if she will get bi-cycle back, but those who have read the signs will not dare to steal anything from her house.

Luckiest person alive?

Is he the one?

If I was on his place, next thing I would do is buy couple of 'mega-millions' tickets.

Smell ass revenge

This is one funny product. The company that came with toilet mug is offering another kick 'ass product'. This product is liquid concentrate with deadly smell of fart, poo and animals etc.

Spray anywhere or any one and take revenge or can be used to clear out elevators , unwanted guests, end meetings etc.
Just bought one to see how it really smells. Will update all.

Nobel peace prize and Obama

By now every one is aware that Obama has received Nobel peace prize. 2008 Prize winner,Martti Ahtisaari received it after 3 decades of continued efforts for peace. Mahatma Gandhi never received it.
No offence to president Obama but is it not too early? Surely he is trying to bring some peace in world and middle east (middle east has equal number of problems as rest of world) but we are yet to see some concrete measures in that direction either in terms of Afghan war or nuclear disarmament or Middle East itself etc.
They should have waited till he finish his first (I am sure he will win next term too) term unless now a days Nobel prize is given in advance to motivate the "chosen one" to promote peace. Now he may have to think twice or more if he has to take some drastic steps to control terrorism or protect interest of US. But if motivation is the reason for prize, world would be in more peace if its awarded to Iran's Ahmadinejad. Right now he is being a pain in the ass for every one.
Hope fully 'this' Nobel peace prize do not have similar fate of 'that' Nobel prize awarded to Al Gore for his 'efforts' to increase awareness about Global warming or environment and land up in some 10000 sq ft mansion as a show trophy.

Robber has balls but no gun

This robber has balls to rob a store but no real gun if asked by clerk.
Dude in Mass. tried to rob a store by claiming he had a concealed weapon. He must be hoping he may get away with some cash. But unfortunately for him, the clerk asked to show proof if he really had a gun. (Now this clerk has some) He did not had one and fled. Offcource he was arrested.
I doubt about his ability to pull trigger even if he had a real gun.
Apparently some people are not meant to commit crime.

Oxymoron for 2nd Octobor

Mahatma Gandhi and 11.4 L (~23432 USD) is perfect oxymoron on occasion of 2nd October, his birth anniversary.
Mahatma Gandhi always believed in simplicity of life, austerity of mind, mental upliftment over materialistic things, nothing that will sound with 11.4 L INR pen from Mont Blanc. Its a limited edition gold plated pen with 241 units to be sold to commemorate the Dandi march. There is no connection between Dandi March and pen.. If it was some salt company reducing the price of salt for some duration to commemorate Dandi march it could be understood.
What if some diaper company trying to commemorate him by printing his face on diapers or worst some condom company??

Man sues Bank for 1684 Billion Trillion $

This guy is suing Bank of America for an amount that consist of 22 zeros after 1. Reason : Bad customer service.
We admit it or not but we all hate all banks. There bad decisions brought economy down. They received bailout which is yet to help the main street. The dissatisfaction we have with our banks is priceless. I guess he was trying to quantify it with this number. Or may be some cheap attempt for publicity.

He has couple of days to come up with an explanation for his case. Lets see how he explains the amount.

Solution to G-20 Protests

There is hardly a G-20 Summit without serious protests. These protesters protest over anything or everything from wages, violence, global warming or even they will protest about insufficient rains and so on. Even arrival of president Obama was not spared by these protesters.

To avoid these protests there can be three solution,

1. Do not have these summits at all.

2. Do what bankers and high paying financial executives do. Go to some secluded area or country incognito.

3. Have a video conference. Protesters will be confused where to protest.


First option is impossible. If for every protest political leaders stop having summits, they will be job less. Second option would be difficult due to logistics and security. But it works for bankers and financial executives. Third option would be best as these leaders will get their conference (not sure whats the outcome if any). Protesters at max can cry over Internet, no body will be arrested or hurt. May be next year they should try this.

Jobs to ponder

Today I was with my friends discussing about memo sent by a mayor preventing cops to chase criminals what so ever happened resulted in appreciating the dangers associated with being a cop and how un appreciated they are by general public in name of police brutality. Any body remembers f* the Police song? Some how we all agreed that being cops or being pilots or fire fighter could qualify as most dangerous jobs..
But some online search with Forbes.com was kinda surprising to me. According to 2008 Forbes data being cop was ranked as No 10 dangerous jobs and in 2009 list it did not make to top 10. I was shocked. If cops are number 10 then who is number 1?
But going through the details of risk and fatalities involved fishermen, truckers etc rightfully have the most dangerous jobs. Surprisingly and unfortunately they don't make that much money. Definitely one should go through the list and be happy for what we are doing right now.