Domino effect

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Domino effect bringing the whole warehouse down..

Karma is last resort

We all know karma is B*. This concept of karma being B*, led to My Name is Earl. But not sure if Karma is going to bring back a stolen bi-cycle any time soon.
This Florida woman is counting on karma to bring remorse to thief. She put up a sign outside her house almost cursing, hoping worst for thief and expressing sadness for her inability to know the 'karma pay back' to thief.
Not sure if she will get bi-cycle back, but those who have read the signs will not dare to steal anything from her house.

Luckiest person alive?

Is he the one?

If I was on his place, next thing I would do is buy couple of 'mega-millions' tickets.

Smell ass revenge

This is one funny product. The company that came with toilet mug is offering another kick 'ass product'. This product is liquid concentrate with deadly smell of fart, poo and animals etc.

Spray anywhere or any one and take revenge or can be used to clear out elevators , unwanted guests, end meetings etc.
Just bought one to see how it really smells. Will update all.

Nobel peace prize and Obama

By now every one is aware that Obama has received Nobel peace prize. 2008 Prize winner,Martti Ahtisaari received it after 3 decades of continued efforts for peace. Mahatma Gandhi never received it.
No offence to president Obama but is it not too early? Surely he is trying to bring some peace in world and middle east (middle east has equal number of problems as rest of world) but we are yet to see some concrete measures in that direction either in terms of Afghan war or nuclear disarmament or Middle East itself etc.
They should have waited till he finish his first (I am sure he will win next term too) term unless now a days Nobel prize is given in advance to motivate the "chosen one" to promote peace. Now he may have to think twice or more if he has to take some drastic steps to control terrorism or protect interest of US. But if motivation is the reason for prize, world would be in more peace if its awarded to Iran's Ahmadinejad. Right now he is being a pain in the ass for every one.
Hope fully 'this' Nobel peace prize do not have similar fate of 'that' Nobel prize awarded to Al Gore for his 'efforts' to increase awareness about Global warming or environment and land up in some 10000 sq ft mansion as a show trophy.

Robber has balls but no gun

This robber has balls to rob a store but no real gun if asked by clerk.
Dude in Mass. tried to rob a store by claiming he had a concealed weapon. He must be hoping he may get away with some cash. But unfortunately for him, the clerk asked to show proof if he really had a gun. (Now this clerk has some) He did not had one and fled. Offcource he was arrested.
I doubt about his ability to pull trigger even if he had a real gun.
Apparently some people are not meant to commit crime.

Oxymoron for 2nd Octobor

Mahatma Gandhi and 11.4 L (~23432 USD) is perfect oxymoron on occasion of 2nd October, his birth anniversary.
Mahatma Gandhi always believed in simplicity of life, austerity of mind, mental upliftment over materialistic things, nothing that will sound with 11.4 L INR pen from Mont Blanc. Its a limited edition gold plated pen with 241 units to be sold to commemorate the Dandi march. There is no connection between Dandi March and pen.. If it was some salt company reducing the price of salt for some duration to commemorate Dandi march it could be understood.
What if some diaper company trying to commemorate him by printing his face on diapers or worst some condom company??

Man sues Bank for 1684 Billion Trillion $

This guy is suing Bank of America for an amount that consist of 22 zeros after 1. Reason : Bad customer service.
We admit it or not but we all hate all banks. There bad decisions brought economy down. They received bailout which is yet to help the main street. The dissatisfaction we have with our banks is priceless. I guess he was trying to quantify it with this number. Or may be some cheap attempt for publicity.

He has couple of days to come up with an explanation for his case. Lets see how he explains the amount.

Different kind of swim wear

Generally swim wears are clothes that show more but skill fully hides everything.
This Australian swim wear manufacturer has designed swimwear so that every one can enjoy swimming including Muslim Women. Although it may not be a motivation for perverts for whom only purpose to go to beach is to sooth their eyes.

This one sufficiently hides every thing yet women can comfortably swim in it without getting un-wanted attention especially from their religious elders who can get crazy.. But it looks like it will be too much to wear especially in hot summers of East or West coast. Even Australia is quite hot in summer. May be in North pole one can swim quite comfortably.

This one could be good even for those fat women who don't go to swim because of their shape and size...

Although for fat people they can have a normal 2 piece swim suit that comes with a mask like batman or spider man so that no one know who they are..

Recession is taking toll on every one including illegals

Recession is definitely taking toll on all including illegals. This guy who is staying in US for last 13 years illegally went to police station asking cops to deport him back to Guatemala back. Yes he wants to go to Guatemala where there has been massive government sponsored genocide. Its still considered as route for drugs between Colombia and US.

I know recession is bad but its not that bad that somebody may want to risk his life to go back to his country where he has no scope and hope of minuscule opportunity to have a good life or life for that matter.

Solution to G-20 Protests

There is hardly a G-20 Summit without serious protests. These protesters protest over anything or everything from wages, violence, global warming or even they will protest about insufficient rains and so on. Even arrival of president Obama was not spared by these protesters.

To avoid these protests there can be three solution,

1. Do not have these summits at all.

2. Do what bankers and high paying financial executives do. Go to some secluded area or country incognito.

3. Have a video conference. Protesters will be confused where to protest.


First option is impossible. If for every protest political leaders stop having summits, they will be job less. Second option would be difficult due to logistics and security. But it works for bankers and financial executives. Third option would be best as these leaders will get their conference (not sure whats the outcome if any). Protesters at max can cry over Internet, no body will be arrested or hurt. May be next year they should try this.

Jobs to ponder

Today I was with my friends discussing about memo sent by a mayor preventing cops to chase criminals what so ever happened resulted in appreciating the dangers associated with being a cop and how un appreciated they are by general public in name of police brutality. Any body remembers f* the Police song? Some how we all agreed that being cops or being pilots or fire fighter could qualify as most dangerous jobs..
But some online search with Forbes.com was kinda surprising to me. According to 2008 Forbes data being cop was ranked as No 10 dangerous jobs and in 2009 list it did not make to top 10. I was shocked. If cops are number 10 then who is number 1?
But going through the details of risk and fatalities involved fishermen, truckers etc rightfully have the most dangerous jobs. Surprisingly and unfortunately they don't make that much money. Definitely one should go through the list and be happy for what we are doing right now.

Flight of hypocriticism

Her supreme Sonia Gandhi,his highness Rahul Gandhi and Sharad pawar woke up one day and decided to fly or travel in economy class. To set up an example of austerity (??) to fellow politicians. Is it not a height of hypocriticism ?? It remembers me one day Lalu Prasad Yadav milking cow @ time of election.

I mean look @ the assets or lifestyles of these elected officials. I mean for Gandhi family the inherited money along with bofors gun deal is sufficient for next few generations and if they remain in active politics and I don't see a reason why not, there will be lot of Bofors, Swiss banks to give them a life of king size. Even for Sharad Pawar with all relations to sugar factories in Maharashtra , BCCI chairman ship etc he himself is another king. But I guess there is always a first time to travel economy.
Though this is not first time they behaved mediocre. I mean the assets which they have declared is within 10 crores each. Can any one believe that? With Gandhi's we do not doubt about their royal lifestyle. Even Sharad Pawar's declarations was funny. I mean when his daughter got married they say 100000 people were invited.
Also none of these politicians own a car. Though they don't need to have one as the get BMWs or Pajeros at public expense. not to forget 30 - 40 % people cannot travel even in public transport. Those who dare to travel dare to travel without money may get thrown out of running trains.

Corruption and India

Got to know this shocking news where a teenager has to loose his leg because he did not had sufficient money to bribe a cop who pushed him out of a running train. More over I could not read this news in any Indian media but it appeared in NY-Times and LA times. I remembered the slum dog millionaire where these papers projected every freaking Indian as a slum dog.

Coming again to corruption, India ranked 85 in corruption index from 133 countries evaluated. Some may argue well there are 47 countries behind India but if one looks @ those countries, none of them are as massive or as perceived stable as India. Most of the countries following India are war torn (like Somalia) or terrorism torn (Pakistan (well it nurtures it) or Afghanistan).

Rape victim commits suicide in frustration for inability to get justice due to lack of Vitamin M (money) to support her. Where as every body is concerned to get a legal help for Kasab. I wont be surprised if he is declared 'not guilty' and set free to Pakistan in chartered plane.

We see corruption from top government officials to grass root level good for nothing individuals. There is seldom a department like defence (Remember Bofors) or public health and safety or Road and transport etc where corruption has penetrated to deepest extent of day to day activities.

It will take lot of courage and determination from every one of us to root out corruption from system and blood.

Swine Flu causes 116 deaths , YSR 100

Swine Flu caused around 116 confirmed deaths in India over a period of couple of months. But YSR an Indian politician from South India causes un confirmed deaths of 100.
Just curious how many will die after Rajani's death??