We all know karma is B*. This concept of karma being B*, led to My Name is Earl. But not sure if Karma is going to bring back a stolen bi-cycle any time soon.
This Florida woman is counting on karma to bring remorse to thief. She put up a sign outside her house almost cursing, hoping worst for thief and expressing sadness for her inability to know the 'karma pay back' to thief.
Not sure if she will get bi-cycle back, but those who have read the signs will not dare to steal anything from her house.
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Luckiest person alive?
Is he the one?
If I was on his place, next thing I would do is buy couple of 'mega-millions' tickets.
If I was on his place, next thing I would do is buy couple of 'mega-millions' tickets.
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Smell ass revenge
This is one funny product. The company that came with toilet mug is offering another kick 'ass product'. This product is liquid concentrate with deadly smell of fart, poo and animals etc.
Spray anywhere or any one and take revenge or can be used to clear out elevators , unwanted guests, end meetings etc.
Just bought one to see how it really smells. Will update all.
Just bought one to see how it really smells. Will update all.
Friday, October 9, 2009
Nobel peace prize and Obama
By now every one is aware that Obama has received Nobel peace prize. 2008 Prize winner,Martti Ahtisaari received it after 3 decades of continued efforts for peace. Mahatma Gandhi never received it.
No offence to president Obama but is it not too early? Surely he is trying to bring some peace in world and middle east (middle east has equal number of problems as rest of world) but we are yet to see some concrete measures in that direction either in terms of Afghan war or nuclear disarmament or Middle East itself etc.
They should have waited till he finish his first (I am sure he will win next term too) term unless now a days Nobel prize is given in advance to motivate the "chosen one" to promote peace. Now he may have to think twice or more if he has to take some drastic steps to control terrorism or protect interest of US. But if motivation is the reason for prize, world would be in more peace if its awarded to Iran's Ahmadinejad. Right now he is being a pain in the ass for every one.
Hope fully 'this' Nobel peace prize do not have similar fate of 'that' Nobel prize awarded to Al Gore for his 'efforts' to increase awareness about Global warming or environment and land up in some 10000 sq ft mansion as a show trophy.
No offence to president Obama but is it not too early? Surely he is trying to bring some peace in world and middle east (middle east has equal number of problems as rest of world) but we are yet to see some concrete measures in that direction either in terms of Afghan war or nuclear disarmament or Middle East itself etc.
They should have waited till he finish his first (I am sure he will win next term too) term unless now a days Nobel prize is given in advance to motivate the "chosen one" to promote peace. Now he may have to think twice or more if he has to take some drastic steps to control terrorism or protect interest of US. But if motivation is the reason for prize, world would be in more peace if its awarded to Iran's Ahmadinejad. Right now he is being a pain in the ass for every one.
Hope fully 'this' Nobel peace prize do not have similar fate of 'that' Nobel prize awarded to Al Gore for his 'efforts' to increase awareness about Global warming or environment and land up in some 10000 sq ft mansion as a show trophy.
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Robber has balls but no gun
This robber has balls to rob a store but no real gun if asked by clerk.
Dude in Mass. tried to rob a store by claiming he had a concealed weapon. He must be hoping he may get away with some cash. But unfortunately for him, the clerk asked to show proof if he really had a gun. (Now this clerk has some) He did not had one and fled. Offcource he was arrested.
I doubt about his ability to pull trigger even if he had a real gun.
Apparently some people are not meant to commit crime.
Dude in Mass. tried to rob a store by claiming he had a concealed weapon. He must be hoping he may get away with some cash. But unfortunately for him, the clerk asked to show proof if he really had a gun. (Now this clerk has some) He did not had one and fled. Offcource he was arrested.
I doubt about his ability to pull trigger even if he had a real gun.
Apparently some people are not meant to commit crime.
Saturday, October 3, 2009
Oxymoron for 2nd Octobor
Mahatma Gandhi and 11.4 L (~23432 USD) is perfect oxymoron on occasion of 2nd October, his birth anniversary.
Mahatma Gandhi always believed in simplicity of life, austerity of mind, mental upliftment over materialistic things, nothing that will sound with 11.4 L INR pen from Mont Blanc. Its a limited edition gold plated pen with 241 units to be sold to commemorate the Dandi march. There is no connection between Dandi March and pen.. If it was some salt company reducing the price of salt for some duration to commemorate Dandi march it could be understood.
What if some diaper company trying to commemorate him by printing his face on diapers or worst some condom company??
Mahatma Gandhi always believed in simplicity of life, austerity of mind, mental upliftment over materialistic things, nothing that will sound with 11.4 L INR pen from Mont Blanc. Its a limited edition gold plated pen with 241 units to be sold to commemorate the Dandi march. There is no connection between Dandi March and pen.. If it was some salt company reducing the price of salt for some duration to commemorate Dandi march it could be understood.
What if some diaper company trying to commemorate him by printing his face on diapers or worst some condom company??
Man sues Bank for 1684 Billion Trillion $
This guy is suing Bank of America for an amount that consist of 22 zeros after 1. Reason : Bad customer service.
We admit it or not but we all hate all banks. There bad decisions brought economy down. They received bailout which is yet to help the main street. The dissatisfaction we have with our banks is priceless. I guess he was trying to quantify it with this number. Or may be some cheap attempt for publicity.
He has couple of days to come up with an explanation for his case. Lets see how he explains the amount.
We admit it or not but we all hate all banks. There bad decisions brought economy down. They received bailout which is yet to help the main street. The dissatisfaction we have with our banks is priceless. I guess he was trying to quantify it with this number. Or may be some cheap attempt for publicity.
He has couple of days to come up with an explanation for his case. Lets see how he explains the amount.
Thursday, October 1, 2009
Different kind of swim wear
Generally swim wears are clothes that show more but skill fully hides everything.
This Australian swim wear manufacturer has designed swimwear so that every one can enjoy swimming including Muslim Women. Although it may not be a motivation for perverts for whom only purpose to go to beach is to sooth their eyes.
This one sufficiently hides every thing yet women can comfortably swim in it without getting un-wanted attention especially from their religious elders who can get crazy.. But it looks like it will be too much to wear especially in hot summers of East or West coast. Even Australia is quite hot in summer. May be in North pole one can swim quite comfortably.
This one could be good even for those fat women who don't go to swim because of their shape and size...
Although for fat people they can have a normal 2 piece swim suit that comes with a mask like batman or spider man so that no one know who they are..
This Australian swim wear manufacturer has designed swimwear so that every one can enjoy swimming including Muslim Women. Although it may not be a motivation for perverts for whom only purpose to go to beach is to sooth their eyes.
This one sufficiently hides every thing yet women can comfortably swim in it without getting un-wanted attention especially from their religious elders who can get crazy.. But it looks like it will be too much to wear especially in hot summers of East or West coast. Even Australia is quite hot in summer. May be in North pole one can swim quite comfortably.
This one could be good even for those fat women who don't go to swim because of their shape and size...
Although for fat people they can have a normal 2 piece swim suit that comes with a mask like batman or spider man so that no one know who they are..
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